A Public Service AnnouncementBut in the last thousand or so years, we've found lots of shortcuts. Pretty much anyone can now have blonde hair, blue eyes, huge boobs, or the right hip-to-waist ratio (or hourglass figure). Don't believe me? There's always at least one bar in every town where the biggest boobs in the room belong to a guy. (Most gals will know which one(s). Most guys will pretend they don't.) Very easy to replicate. So much so that these features are now mostly useless for indicating who a good potential mate is and who isn't. Of course, thousands of years of evolution don't go away overnight, so yes, we guys still tend to lean in that direction. With the right clothes, hairstyle, make-up, etc, most girls can be attractive, and look like a good potential mate. It's easy to be fooled. We can unwittingly wind up in all sorts of bad situations. But take heed, men! But there's one other factor to consider... One that can give you the real scoop on whether or not you should take her home to meet Mom. If you see this factor, run, don't walk, to the nearest exit! It's factor that can't be fixed up. No amount of makeup can mask it. No amount of bleach or hair dye can brighten it. No amount of surgery, lyposuction, or dieting can distract you from it. No botox, no collogen, no silicone can hide it. No matter how hard you try... you just CAN'T FIX STUPID! Remember guys.... Some grapes, no matter how shiny and succulent... need to left on the vine. |